Core Dump: Me, Myself & I

I'll say out right that writing about myself is hard, which I think is a common sentiment. How do you introduce yourself? What's relevant to say? How do you not sound like ChatGPT wrote it? Then there's the matter of language. Balancing your worksona with your personal self. How do I not come off as the weeb that I am and still sound like someone you'd trust with your backend infrastructure?

Well... I've got no clue. So here's the lazy man's implementation. Because effort is a lot, and I already used it all scrolling through websites for inspiration that I never found.

What the hell did you just wipe on my shirt? My faith in humanity
~ Nichibros