Core Dump: Me, Myself & I

I'll say out right that writing about myself is hard. First of all, how do you even introduce yourself? And given the current trend, how do you not sound like ChatGPT? Then there's the matter of language. Balancing your worksona with your personal self.

How do I not come off as the weeb I am and still sound like someone you'd trust your backend infrastructure with?

Well... I've got no clue. So here's the lazy man's implementation. Because effort is a scarce resource, and I used a lot of it scrolling through websites for inspiration that I never found.

What the hell did you just wipe on my shirt? My faith in humanity
~ Nichibros